She shaved her balls for Jesus

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He was Valedictorian at his homeschool

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What, no Truck Nutz?

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The card at the bottom is probably covering up something offensive

April 01, 2010 2 Comments

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If you can read, what are you doing at a teabagger rally?

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Try sniffing the markers AFTER you do the shirt

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That tree’s exerting patriotic levels of resistance just to keep standing

April 01, 2010 One Comment

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Teabagging while on a Rascal. Sounds…complicated.

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Just because your wife calls you “minuteman” doesn’t mean you have to dress the part

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Well, duh, brainiac

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